Computer: Monitor, display this document, ok? Monitor: No prob, boss. Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly? Monitor: Anything you ask, boss. Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now? Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir. Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK? Mouse: Of course. Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously. Monitor: Oh God, here we go. Computer: *sighs* Printer, are you there? Printer: No. Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there. Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone! Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne... Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon. Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice. Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off! Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alo...